I love my friend twin sister and I will always defend her. Even when she won’t defend herself.
(via sleepingtigers)
I would actually like one of these to carry around in my bag for my everyday consumption of coffee. It would save a lot of paper.
dashed lines!
I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
but I’m not gonna talk about that in my monologue.
I like baking and things that smell like winter,
but I’m not gonna talk about that in my monologue.
La la la. La la la.
I like writing songs about douche-bags who cheat on me,
but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.
I like writing their names into songs so they’re ashamed to go in public,
but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
You might think I’d bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone,
but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue.
HEY JOE! I’m doing real well! Tonight I’m hosting SNL,
but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue.
La la la. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha la la la.
And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight …
Hi Taylor *wink, blows kiss*,
I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye, and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue.
But there’s nothing more to say cause everything’s okay,
I’ve got security lining the stage.
It’s my SNL monologue, la la, la la la la la, this is my SNL monologue.
La la. La la la la la that was my SNL monologue.
Snuck a picture of myself. I need to get another of my shirt. It’s a Jonas Brothers one. On top of a tee shirt I got from Magic.
Yesterday in Lansing,
this girl repeatedly shouted at my boyfriend that he looked like Aladdin. I laughed and thought it was awesome, but he was offended. I was like, “don’t be upset! Aladdin is hot!” And he would say, “Aladdin is a CARTOON, first off. Secondly, this is a WAISTCOAT. Did Aladdin wear a WAISTCOAT? Didn’t think so.”
Miserable.
I have developed a cold or something. My boyfriend and I got them simultaneously. Fucking sucks. I am the biggest baby when it comes to my throat hurting. And then to make matters worse, my nose is so stuffed, I can’t breathe out of it. So It burns to breathe. NARRR. Shit shit shit. Sorry for whining.
